This gets alot of bad press but is actually well nice. Economical too

Strong Lager. Not too bad.

I went.... i we we www went to the garage to g....g get sum cans reet cos, cos I fugging had £1.45 and I wanted to get off me... me lips..... it cost £1.98 so I twocked the cunt....... can’t remember anything else except the coppers waken is up in a park bench at 5 am. The said I was being arrested for having me tassel out and beating me bairns. Me lass is making me sleep in the shed noo,,,, the fug fug fuggin Bitch.