Fuck me. An absolute roller coaster of pain. Let’s start with the can. My nephew could make a more entertaining design on MS paint. As soon as I cracked the can, I was overwhelmed with a sickly sweet aroma. Hell. Then I tasted it. Didn’t get better. Felt sick off the first sip. Lips puckered instantly from the sour, probably contracted diabetes from the ‘fruit’, the carbonation made me feel like I was the house from Up. A shame to put this on the shelf with other edible liquids. Should live at the tip. Taste: 1/10 Appearance: 1/10 Aroma: 1/10 Mouthfeel: 0/10 Pizazz: 2/10 I respect the honesty of the title. That shit was fruity and sour.