Wow, this beer is exceptionally attractive: muddy, dark magenta purple. The carbonation is reticent and builds a white–lavender mix hued head that grows one finger tall. The foamy cap retreats obediently to the sides and embellishes the top for long. Blueberry merges with a wisp of blackberry, distinct vanilla, lactose and a creamy vibe. The impression is fairly close to an unsugared forest blueberry smoothie. The taste is, nevertheless, marginally sweeter: blueberry is copious on the tastebuds but vanilla and lactose intensify somewhat. Cream is absent but milk is, instead, a newcomer. There's also an obscure clue of something like raspberry but much less sweet, perhaps like blackberry or boysenberry. This is a moderately milkshakey, light-sour blueberry smoothie. The body is medium-full. I'm astounded since the ABV doesn't clock more than 5.5 %. Professional stuff! The finish doesn't differ much from the earlier gustatory experience, maybe the lactose induced sweetness declines inappreciably. The mouthfeel is medium-full, relatively thick, juicy, smoothie-like, deep and slightly creamy. Tartness is mild and is combined with an interesting tingly feeling on the tongue. All in all, this is absolutely desserty and, hence, crushable. 💜💙💜

Semi-hapanta ja maukkaan mustikkaista.

Ihan sujuva sour, happamuus minimissä. Maku on just sitä, mitä tölkin kylki lupaa eli mustikkapirtelöä.

Loistava mustikkakiisseli! Harmi et näis Funky Fluidin soureis ei oo happamuut lainkaa.

Nelos paikalla. Härän veren punainen ja paksun samea. Tummat marjat tuoksussa. Mustikka, viinimarjaa. Kivan hapan. Maito sokeria. Maku on tummat marjat selvästi. Mustikka, mustaherukka, maltaisuutta. Kiva soosi. Ei kovin hapan. Maito sokeri maistuu. Ihan jees.